December 2011
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God, people on Tumblr’s parents live in some nice fucking houses.
The America’s Test Kitchen chocolate chip cookie calls for MELTED BUTTER, toasted to a GOLDEN BROWN and a “nutty aroma” and they come out DELICIOUS fuck ALL OF YOU and your ROOM TEMPERATURING to HELL.
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It was really a banner year for bullshit thinkpiece template: “Why do we love [thing that allegedly sucks]?” I guess people just can’t stop themselves from pretending to be confused about why people like Rihanna, The Black-Eyed Peas, The Kardashians, Tim Tebow, Herman Cain, Odd Future, Bon Iver, etc. etc. etc., despite that in reality it’s not even remotely difficult to distill these...
There is this thing where when you don’t blog or IM or email about something that annoys you, if someone then brings it up in casual conversation, you’ll maybe have so much ammunition from stewing on it that you’ll just explode into a crazy freak who says alienatingly mean things about other people’s interests. Which is all to say that I’ve had about enough of Louis...
Maybe five years ago — approximately ten years after Starbucks became “a thing,” whenever that was — we started to get the reverse trend pieces about how Starbucks actually helped create a larger market for coffeeshops and coffeeshop culture. I’m not going to pretend I know that coffeeshops are “better off,” but they are indeed still around.
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