Whenever I tell people that consuming some quantity of late-in-the-day caffeine would risk a relatively-high (25%+) chance of my having trouble sleeping that night, someone inevitably tries to get real with me about how “caffeine doesn’t affect them.” Do people do this to you? (A) I don’t care, at all (B) That doesn’t at all make you “real” (C) Then why do you fucking drink it? I would not put coffee anywhere near my body if not for the addiction; what’s your excuse?
Anyway, I can’t sleep. (2 Excedrin, 5pm, crick in my neck.)
