I FaceTimed with my dad tonight on his new iPad, cos he wanted to learn how, and I was coughing a lot and he said it was all the bong hits and then he laughed a lot and said that he used to cough like that back when he was young. I wanted to say, WTF I bought you that iPad for Christmas, you know I don’t sit around getting high all day.
But I was coughing too much.